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Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen in “Two-And-A-Half Men.” 

No word on how they’ll reconfigure the show to accommodate him, but I have an idea:  Jon Cryer wakes up screaming from a nightmare and runs into Charlie’s bathroom where Charlie is in the shower.    Panicked, Jon tells him about his dream where his brother was an ego-maniacal, abusive, alcoholic womanizer.  Shower door opens to reveal Ashton and Victoria Principle.

Hey – it could work. 

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From the world of fashion…

Penis shoes!    Can you name who rocked these this week?   I just know those high-heel fashionistas Linda and Nicky are going to be battling it out for these babies.

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The Republican presidential candidate field got more interesting this week, because let’s face it, it couldn’t get any less…

Newt Gingrich announced via Twitter and YouTube that he would join the GOP lineup.  With his love ‘em and dump ‘em history with women, maybe he should have announced on Match.com.

Mike Huckabee said that he would not run, preferring to continues his lucrative career as a Faux right-wing mouth piece and wanna-be rock star.

While tea party darling Michelle Bachmann received a challenge from a New Jersey high school sophomore this week to debate the Constitution.   In a letter to the congresswoman,  Amy Myers said, “I have found quite a few of your statements regarding The Constitution of the United States, the quality of public school education and general U.S. civics matters to be factually incorrect, inaccurately applied or grossly distorted…”  Sounds like the Republicans should consider drafting Amy.    

Presidential tease, Donald Trump, having his ass already kicked once by President Obama this month, has hired investigators to search for his testicles, which were last seen being lopped off at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. 

Finally, always-a-bridesmaid Ron Paul will give it another shot.  Running on a platform to legalize marijuana, heroin and prostitution, he seems to lead the field.  I’ve got to admit, he got it right on Iraq. 

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And while we’re on the subject of politics, have you ever tried to contact your representative?   Here a video that gives a whole new meaning to the term “stonewalling.”   Enjoy…