This morning I opened my e-mail to be advised that
I had a new Twitter follower. Yay
me! Imagine my sad little face :( to
find it was a septic tank emptying and waste disposal firm located in the U.K.
that goes by the engaging name of “Euro Loo.”
Dear Euro
Loo…
While I know
my writing isn’t for everyone, no one has ever before implied that it was crap,
much less offered to dispose of it. If
you knew or cared anything about the written word, you’d know that those of us
that produce such are sensitive, insecure souls to begin with and quite capable
of trashing our own work without the offer of your services, thank you very
much!
On the other
hand, I suppose it would be outright rude to not consider the possibility that your
interest in following me is sincere.
Still, if
you don’t mind, let’s just keep this relationship between the two of us.
I suppose I should be grateful it wasn’t one of those
discount cremation services – cash only – no credit cards accepted.
And how is your day going?
And how is your day going?
