Just when I thought I was so old and hardened that my heart was bulletproof, I find myself once again shot down in flames. As someone who spent her youth falling for narcissist cads – actors, rock stars – I thought I’d finally found my perfect guy in you: Handsome, sexy, smart, funny, with unimpeachable integrity, yet still emotionally unavailable. Motherlode!
|Source: Nate Beeler, Columbus Daily Tribune|
Why, Brian? Sure, we all have brain farts, but you could have had a colonoscopy after this one.
You were the guy. With your boyish charm and sincere crooked little smile, we even believed you when you said that watching your daughter’s anal sex scenes on “Girls” didn’t bother you. Although, I have to admit I found that a bit creepy. Now you’re just one more celebrity with “poor judgment” who has to do an apology tour, go to rehab and get counseling from the Reverend Al Sharpton.
I may never recover from this, Brian, but don’t worry. You will. You can always go to work for Fox.