“Vote for me. Tits are free!”
Now there’s a campaign slogan to celebrate. Okay, I made it up, but the story behind it is true.
Gustavo Rojas, who is running as an alternate for the National Assembly in the Sept. 26th elections, conceded that the prize for his fund-raising effort may be a little unusual, but “It's just like raffling off a TV set or a telephone,” he said.
Seriously, dude? Ya think so?
Speaking of boobs…
Johnstone needn’t worry about being thought of as a liar. He’s recently filed papers to run for mayor of Wasilla – Sarah’s old gig. As a politician, being a liar is pretty much a prerequisite.
Nothing like setting a nice low bar for yourself.
Elin Woods finally speaks out…
Now for the big question. How many of you walked away with $100,000,000 for your trouble?
Look, I’ve got nothing bad to say about Elin. I’m sure she did go through hell for nine lousy months. So let’s do the math: $100 mil divided by nine is… Oh, screw it. You get my drift. Plus she gets to look like that.
If that’s hell, where do I sign up?
And now some women who truly did go through hell...
I know my (size 4) ass will be there.
Saturday was the 47th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s famous “I’ve Got a Dream” speech in front of the
From that speech:
From the two people the Tea Party holds up as their icons:
Glenn Beck: “President Obama is a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. This guy is, I believe, a racist."
Sarah Palin in response to Dr. Laura’s use of the “N” word: “Don’t retreat. Reload.”
If it's true that we are judged by the company we keep, I find the Tea Party's protest that they are not racists to be somewhat lacking in credibility. But hey -- that's just me.
Naked man attempts suicide by hay baler after learning Bristol Palin may be joining “Dancing With The Stars…”
Okay. Your turn…