Despite the fact that businesses have the right to ban guns from their premises, as Peet’s Coffee and California Pizza Kitchens have done, Starbucks has said they will continue to welcome their gun-totin’ patrons and not to worry because they have security measures in place for any "threatening situation" that might occur.
Well, hell… I feel better already. When one of these “Dirty Harry” wannabes decides to get trigger happy after finding out there’s no more chocolate biscotti I know I can count on the pimple-faced teenager behind the counter to talk him down.
Come out, come out, wherever you are…
In the past, the good Senator has organized anti-gay marriage rallies as part of his “Traditional Family Values” campaign.
Can you say hypocrite, boys and girls? God, I miss Mr. Rogers…
On a positive note, marriage equality became the law in our nation’s capital this week. Starting Wednesday the 3rd, gay couples in
could begin applying for marriage licenses. Washington D.C.
I say, hell yeah! Gays should be allowed to marry, be miserable and get divorced like everyone else. To show your support for marriage equality, grab the “White Knot” button in my right sidebar.
Vying for title of “Rarely has so little gone so far…” the Gosselins were front and center in the news this past week.
Playgirl Magazine is said to have offered Jon Gosselin a mere $20,000 for a nude spread, citing his reputation for having a small penis. Former girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has described Gosselin’s manhood as “being hung like a nine-year-old boy.” Ouch! In a sporting gesture, Playgirl offered to sweeten the deal by paying Gosselin an additional $10,000 for every inch over four inches.
So what do you think? Should he take it? He could always use the money for a down payment on a Hummer.
“Today is a big day in
,” said Senator Harry Reid. “Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.” America
Yeah, you might want to tone down that positive spin, Harry… While it’s true that Friday’s unemployment numbers held steady at 9.7% when economists had been predicted a rise to 9.8% or a loss of 68,000 jobs, if you’re one of those who got canned, you’re not really finding it such a “good day.”
On the other end of the economic realm…
Got an extra $14 million lying around? If so you could be the proud owner of these digs:
Pretty sweet, huh? Rush Limbaugh has put his
Did I mention that Limbaugh’s current contract, inked in 2008, garnered him some $400,000,000 for his pollution of the airwaves? Yes. That would be four hundred million.
And yet so many of those who find themselves jobless and, in some cases, homeless, think this guys speaks for them. Go figure...
Either someone in the proofreading department at the New York Times has a wicked sensor of humor or they just became one of the aforementioned 36,000 statistic… What’s wrong with this picture?
Won’t all those bitches from high school who called me a slut be sorry now…
This week the Funny not Slutty network published their first online Big Blog Book and yours truly was honored to find herself in the company of a bevy of fine, funny broads including my great gal pal, the infamous CatLadyLarew.
To get your FREE (my second favorite “F” word) download just click here: http://www.funnynotslutty.com/?p=736 or on the image in my left sidebar.
Thanks so much to FnS for selecting me.
Injaynesworld does not allow guns on the premises. Comments, however, are always welcome.