This week we bid adieu to the Glenn Beck Show.
“Don’t let anyone tell you what the truth is. Not even me.” They’re watching Faux, Glenn, so there’s little danger of that.
"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, I'm just like, 'Oh, shut up.' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." Yeah. There's just no pleasing some people.
“The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell do you mean we're out of missiles?’” There are those fine Christian values.
On why people in
California lost their homes in forest fires: “I think there is a handful of people who hate . Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today.” Yeah, and 9/11 was God’s payback for homosexuals. You and Jerry Falwell -- separated at birth. America
Finally, in what I can only assume was Beck’s attempt to one-up Kanye West: “This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture… This guy is, I believe, a racist.”
Buh-bye, Glenn. As they say, don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
Speaking of primates…
Thought to have escaped from Six Flags Great Adventure, a baboon had an adventure of his own while on the loose for three days in
. Spotted several times crossing backyards, traveling down highways and even taking in the pleasures of a golf course, the baboon was finally tranquilized and captured. Word has it they would have captured him sooner, but in several instances he was mistaken for Governor Chris Christie. New Jersey
The baboon was not amused.
Meanwhile, the Republicans continue to prove they have no interest whatsoever in seeing the economy recover any time soon…
Don’t you hate it when you’ve got nothing smaller than a $100 in your wallet?
On a campaign stop, a young boy offered Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney a $1 bill that he’d folded origami-style for good luck. Wanting to give something back, Romney searched through his wallet, but could only find a $100 bill. An aide handed him a dollar, but Romney kept digging and finally found a $5 dollar bill deep in the recesses of his billfold, proving that he really is one of us, after all – minus the $100 bill, of course.
Just for laughs…
Doesn’t this just give the term “shower enclosure” a whole new meaning?
Have a wonderful 4th of July weekend and remember…
If you drink, don’t drive, and if you’re a moron, don’t barbecue.
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