I faked it. It’s true. I told him how good it was and then, God help me, I even begged for more. What else could I do? He had tried so hard to please me. And though he probably shouldn’t have boasted quite so much about his prowess in this area, I didn’t have the heart to hurt his feelings.
I seriously have to wonder though just where he got this delusion about himself. I can’t be the first woman he’s disappointed like this. Had the others faked it, as well? The thing is, I really like him. He’s a great guy. But he wants to do it again tomorrow night and I don’t think I can take it. So, I guess I really have no choice, do I? I’ll just have to tell him the truth…
But it can wait until morning. He may be a crappy cook, but he’s great in bed.
This post in response to the “30 Minus 2 Days Writing Challenge” prompt, “I faked it,” brought to you by those fine folks at We Work for Cheese. Check out the other posts for today.