injaynesworld it's "Sunday Recap" time...

Well, ain’t Oregon just the happening place to be.  First they open the Cannabis Café, offering its patrons weed, music and food – all the elements of a good time.  Now, to show their opposition to a proposed ban on public nudity, an Ashland art gallery doing a showing of nudes.   Nudity is legal in Ashland, except in the city center and public parks where people are required to cover their genitals.  I say what’s the point of being nude if you can’t show off your hoo-ha.  The event is advertised as “clothing optional” for attendees.   For those concerned with “shrinkage” in this winter weather, fear not.  Gallery owners assure all that heaters will be provided…

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Meanwhile, New York nudists totally wussed out…  Thwarted by snow, bicyclists who planned to go topless to protest the removal of a New York City bike lane chose instead to pin plastic breasts over their jackets… because nothing says “Don’t fuck with my bike lane” like a plastic tit.

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And because who can get enough of the train wreck that is Tiger Woods, now his doctor is being investigated for suspicion of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, which could provide him with a nifty little defense in divorce court.  “Really Your Honor, my wandering woody was all his fault.”

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We can all celebrate the fact that Kevin Jonas, of the “purity-ring” wearing Jonas Brothers is finally getting laid.   Vowing to remain a virgin until marriage, he wed his longtime girlfriend on Saturday.    No word on the purity status of his bride.   Personally, I hope at least one of those crazy kids knows what the hell they’re doing.

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What’s more frustrating than trying to find that perfect holiday gift for the person on your list who has everything?    Or the passive-aggressive bastard who always gets you a better gift that you gave to him…

Yes.  It's a customized cupcake car.  Never again be humiliated by an inadequate gift.  For a mere $25,000 your friend can cruise the neighborhood in this puppy.  Powered by a 24-volt electric motor, it tops out at 7 mph -- fast enough to wipe out the local postman, but probably too slow to elude the dog that was chasing him.                           
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No winner of the “Golden Balls” award this week, but the “Dickless Wonder” award goes to President Obama for his disgraceful lack of leadership on meaningful health care reform.   Oh no she didn’t!   Yeah.  I did.  What part of  “… where nothing is sacred” didn’t you understand? 

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