It was a slow news week, but I did manage to dig up a few tidbits...
Rush Limbaugh was admitted to a hospital this week complaining of pains in his chest. Doctors were admittedly puzzled when, upon examination, they found it to be hollow… That was just too easy.
You think you hate spending the holidays with your relatives? A guy in
took that to a whole new level. The 35-year-old man first showed up at a police station on Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending New Year’s Eve in prison than with his family. Turned away because he had not committed a crime, the resourceful fellow immediately went to a shop next door and threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and a pack of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for robbery… If you want to do the time, apparently you’ve got to do the crime. Rome
Finally, while gay marriage is now legal in the state of
, just don’t get caught cheating on your spouse. The state still has a 200-year-old law on the books criminalizing adultery. The original punishments — including standing on the gallows for an hour with a noose around the neck — have been reduced to a $1,200 fine. I rather like the noose idea myself… New Hampshire
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