Rush Limbaugh has been tapped as a judge in the next Miss
Levi Johnstone announced on the Today Show that his nude spread for Playgirl would be tasteful. I don’t think you can use the words “spread” and “Playgirl” in the same sentence and have us think of anything tasteful. But I still gotta love this guy for continuing to be a major burr on Sarah’s Palin’s butt. This week, he revealed in his characteristic “I’m-dumb-as-stick-but-pretty-to-look-at” monotone that Sarah and Todd’s wedded bliss just might be bullshit like the rest of her life. To which Sarah “I’m-dumb-as-a-stick-but-pretty-to-look-at” replied (and I’m paraphrasing here): “That lying little mother-fucking bastard.”
Gone are the hot breakfasts in most dorms and the pastries at Harvard’s Widener Library. Varsity athletes are no longer guaranteed free sweat suits, and just this week came the jarring news that professors will go without cookies at faculty meetings. Apparently, the world’s richest university has seen the value of its endowment drop by almost 30% and is having to learn to live with less. Welcome to my world.
Despite Republican opposition, big surprise, the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act was included in the defense bill this week, and I have it on good authority that the Repubs are really bummed out about it, too. We all know how they love their hate crimes.