In other riveting news, Levi Johnstone has signed to pose naked in Playgirl. Reportedly, he is getting in shape by working out with a personal trainer and eating moose meat. No, really. Moose meat. And, apparently, he shoots the moose himself. Personally, I couldn't eat something that I had looked in the eye. Call me a hypocrite, but I want someone else to kill my moose. Meanwhile, as Levi's star is rising, according to a new Gallup poll Sarah Palin's favorability rating has plummetted to a new all-time low of 40%, despite her highly-anticipated book, "Going Rogue." It would seem that most people just want her going gone.
On a sad note (not really), it seems that white, fat racist, Rush Limbaugh, will be denied his opportunity to own part of the New Orleans Rams, a team of 35 toned and buff black men who hate him because, well... he's a white, fat racist. Can I get a collective "Awwww."
Moving on, our "Golden Balls" award this week goes to the producers of this clever political ad. Enjoy. I know I did. And, as usual, please share your favorite moments of the week, because I can't be everywhere.