Big news this week. They found water on the moon. Inhabitants vow to fight new Donald Trump golf resort.
Balloon boy’s dad pleads guilty to pimping his kid for a TV deal. TLC promoting new fall series, “Balloon Boy’s Dad – The Incarceration Years.”
Let’s hear it for
, where the nation’s first marijuana coffee house, appropriately called The Cannabis Café, has opened for business. Housed in a building that was formerly the sight of “Rumpspankers”, and adult erotic club, the café also sells food and coffee, and provides musical entertainment -- all the things anyone could want when righteously ripped. An official medical marijuana card is required for admittance and so far Portland, Oregon has 21,000 registered stoners. Look out Starbucks. Oregon
This one courtesy of the DailyKos website: “Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes,” proving once again that testosterone really is the stupid drug.
Sarah Palin’s “The Official Book of Whine” hits bookstores this week. According the la Palin, she gave Katie Couric an interview out of pity because she heard that Couric had low self-esteem. The book is sure to be hit among fantasy enthusiasts and others prone to delusions. May I suggest a book-signing at The Cannabis Café.
This just in from CNN: Levi Johnston, perennial burr in Sarah Palin’s butt and soon-to-be Playgirl model, received an award last night for his full-frontal contribution to pop culture. Escorted by a large bodyguard named Tank, Johnstone took the stage at
nightclub, “The Box" to accept his trophy, an 11-inch custom-crafted sexual device. Manhattan
CNN: When you were growing up did you think you think to yourself, “I want to be a sex symbol?”
LJ: No. I was a kid from a small town, just doing my own thing, thought I’d follow the family trade... and sell drugs? How's that working out for the Johnstone clan?
Personal note: This is the crap CNN now deems worthy of coverage and then wonders why it's dropped to last place in the news channel ratings. Just sayin'...
Happy Birthday Charles Manson who turned 75 this week. New followers declare he’s a nice guy with a good sense of humor. No, really. I didn’t make that up.
While Demi Moore announced that she did not like being referred to as a “cougar” and preferred the term “puma.” Yeah, whatever…
If you leave a comment cows will really give beer…