Sunday, November 15, 2009

injaynesworld it's time once again for that silliness known as the "Sunday Recap"


Big news this week.  They found water on the moon.  Inhabitants vow to fight new Donald Trump golf resort.
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Balloon boy’s dad pleads guilty to pimping his kid for a TV deal.   TLC promoting new fall series, “Balloon Boy’s Dad – The Incarceration Years.”
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Let’s hear it for Portland, Oregon, where the nation’s first marijuana coffee house, appropriately called The Cannabis Café, has opened for business.  Housed in a building that was formerly the sight of “Rumpspankers”, and adult erotic club, the café also sells food and coffee, and provides musical entertainment -- all the things anyone could want when righteously ripped.  An official medical marijuana card is required for admittance and so far Oregon has 21,000 registered stoners.  Look out Starbucks.  
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This one courtesy of the DailyKos website:   “Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes,”  proving once again that testosterone really is the stupid drug. 
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Sarah Palin’s “The Official Book of Whine” hits bookstores this week.   According the la Palin, she gave Katie Couric an interview out of pity because she heard that Couric had low self-esteem.   The book is sure to be hit among fantasy enthusiasts and others prone to delusions.  May I suggest a book-signing at The Cannabis Café.
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This just in from CNN:  Levi Johnston, perennial burr in Sarah Palin’s butt and soon-to-be Playgirl model, received an award last night for his full-frontal contribution to pop culture.  Escorted by a large bodyguard named Tank, Johnstone took the stage at Manhattan nightclub, “The Box" to accept his trophy, an 11-inch custom-crafted sexual device.

CNN: When you were growing up did you think you think to yourself, “I want to be a sex symbol?”
LJ: No. I was a kid from a small town, just doing my own thing, thought I’d follow the family trade... and sell drugs?  How's that working out for the Johnstone clan?    

Personal note:  This is the crap CNN now deems worthy of coverage and then wonders why it's dropped to last place in the news channel ratings.   Just sayin'...

And finally…


Happy Birthday Charles Manson who turned 75 this week.   New followers declare he’s a nice guy with a good sense of humor.   No, really.   I didn’t make that up. 

While Demi Moore announced that she did not like being referred to as a “cougar” and preferred the term “puma.”    Yeah, whatever…

If you leave a comment cows will really give beer…

21 comments:

Contemplations of an Army Wife said...

Wow...I don't feel bad anymore that I miss the news because I'm dropping the baby off. Your news is much, much better!

Ann's Rants said...

Wonder if the Cannabis Cafe has a problem with patrons NEVER LEAVING.

Kim Ayres said...

Didn't know what to write, but I was interested in the beer milkshake option if I left a comment...

Flat Broke Diva said...

Let's see, Sarah Palin gave Katie Couric an interview that would give SNL and Tina Fey a crazy, crazy amount of material? An interview that would give me more material when I impersonated Palin, myself, that year for Halloween?

And because she felt sorry for Katie?!

Please, I'll do anything to cheer up a person in a sad, sad mood, but I won't blow my chances to be vice president of the United States.

Jayne Martin said...

Yep, FB Diva... That is a direct quote from her book. Such is the brain child that is known as Sarah Palin.

laughykate said...

Surely Sarah Palin would have a much better public image if she just shut-the-fuck up ?

CatLadyLarew said...

Sarah Palin at the Cannabis Cafe... I wonder what she'd be like stoned?
Thanks for the weekend recap!

Smart Mouth Broad said...

That's the best Sunday recap ever. Thanks for sharing. I'm LMAO here.

Jayne Martin said...

CatLady... Probably not much different.

gayle said...

Loved it Loved it!!! Great post!!

Mrsblogalot said...

This is why I don't bother watching Fox...I mean CNN- you tell it waaaaaay better!

My name is PJ. said...

You and Jon Stewart - my two favorite news people!

Seriously, the fact that Palin and Johnston can speak at all chaps my ass....

Kristi Stevens said...

Sometimes I think having Palin as VP would be better than this. At least if she were VP now one would listen to what she had to say or put her on television. Her fifteen minutes have lasted a LONG time.

When Hillary Clinton said she'd like to have a cup of coffee with Palin, I think she had just left the Cannibas Cafe.

K

Nezzy said...

This farm chick really doesn't want the cows givin' beer. Ain't anything worse than trying to herd a bunch of drunken calves. Heeheehe! I enjoyed the updates.

Ya'll have the best day filled with blessings!!!

Adam said...

You just crack me up, Jayne! Oh, that's a suggestion for Palin's autograph session at Cannabis cafe! A side-dish of crack, ehehehehe!

Adam (mrelife.blogspot.com)

TODD AND LISA... said...

Well either way Demi's showing her claws...

Jen said...

You know I was thinking that very same thing about CNN just yesterday. They have turned into a channel that shows 24 hours of Entertainment Tonight clips. I have to get my news from Twitter now.

Jeanie said...

As a bit of a news junkie, I'm glad I have found just the spot for getting all in one place.

tattytiara said...

And to think I've never even bothered to formulate an opinion as to which animal I would like people to refer to me as.

Linda Medrano said...

I watched Sarah's interview with the Oracle Oprah yesterday. Sarah was in her usual great form, tossing her highlighted tresses and speaking from her heart. She talked about her daughter's baby daddy and said he was "doing porn" and also talked about how badly she had been mistreated by "staffers" during the campaign. She's had a rough go of it Jayne. Katie Couric never asked us what periodicals we read! I can list off The Enquirer, Us, People and Playgirl pretty easy though!

LucyCooper said...

God, Sarah Palin is awful. Just, awful.

And it's old news by now, but my favorite headline from recent U.S. news was a guy (I believe from Oregon) who called the police, while driving drunk, to report that his weed had been stolen, only the dispatch had trouble understanding him, because he vomited while making the call. Is that not fucking ridiculous?

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