Back! By no demand whatsoever…
#jebcanfixit
Dear Jeb, please withdraw from your sad little run
for the presidency. It’s truly painful
to watch you sink lower and lower on the food chain with every passing
day. Your latest slogan, “Jeb Can Fix
It,” was roadkill even before the pre-school signage went up. If only you’d stayed out of the public eye
after Florida, we all could have continued in our delusion that you were the
smart brother. Alas, some things are
just not fixable.
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Christ on a Cup!
Dear Incensed Christians, God does not give one
single crap about Starbucks’ choice of plain red holiday coffee cups this year,
so why all the outrage? “Starbucks is cleansing
Christianity from Christmas!” Seriously?
It’s not like in past years we’ve
been served our gingerbread lattes in cups bearing a Nativity scene. How is a winking snowman or a sledding dog
more Christ-like? Your silliness is an
embarrassment to serious Christians. You
know, the ones who hold Christ in their heart and not on a cup.
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Keystone Pipeline a Done Deal
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There’s a New Sheriff in Town
Let's hear it for hunky new Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who,
when asked why his cabinet was comprised of 50% women, replied, "Because it’s 2015."
Where do I sign up?
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Happy Endings
If, like me, you were one of those folks sobbing
at the photo of Lana, “the saddest dog in the world” that went viral recently,
you’ll be happy to know that Lana has been placed in a foster home where she
will receive all the training she needs to integrate into a loving fur-ever
home soon.
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And finally, here it is. Your moment of smut…
