Sunday, January 22, 2012

injaynesworld it's the "Sunday Recap..."

In a week that saw the captain of a sunken cruise ship claim he “tripped and fell” into a lifeboat, and Newt Gingrich’s second ex-wife make the “shocking” claim that Newt is less than honorable, perhaps the most disturbing news of the week was this…

The G spot does not exist.

After 60 years of scientific research trying to locate that mysterious orgasmic area, a team of Israeli/American scientists finally said fuck it, something they’d been trying to do for years.   In their findings, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine this week, they’ve concluded that the stuff-of-legends spot does not exist.  

Yes, guys.  All this time we were just messin’ with you. 


Best New Job Category…

Concerned about the spread of STDs in the porn industry, the health conscious Los Angeles City Council passed an ordinance this week that requires every actor in an erotic film to wear a condom, giving a whole new meaning to the term “getting it on.” 

How they’re going to actually enforce the law will be interesting, but one thing we’re sure of, there will be no shortage of applicants for the job.   Because really, who wouldn’t want “porn movie condom inspector” on their business card? 

Not to be a buzz kill, but I feel the need to point out that for the money it’s going to cost to fund this silly law, they could have put free-condom dispensers in every high school.


In other health news…
Pride of the deep-fry south TV chef Paula Deen revealed this week that, while raking in millions urging her audience to whip up and consume fat-and-sugar laden concoctions by the truckload, for the past three years she’s actually been hiding her own diagnosis of Type 2 diabetes.   But not to worry.   She’s just signed a deal to make even more millions promoting a drug to treat the disease. 

Will Lipitor be far behind?


While the nation celebrated Martin Luther King’s birthday this week…

Mitt Romney continued to decry the notion of income inequality.

Meanwhile, “family values” voters in South Carolina still chose serial cheater Newt Gingrich over the guy who tied the family dog to the roof of his car.  


Finally, Betty White gets a 90th birthday shout out from the president…

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